things of NOTE from the honeymoon! {San Francisco}

*flight delay=food vouchers {it was only like a 50 minute delay} * extremely curvy road * scenic route to national park * muir woods-gigantic redwood trees and beautiful forest * gift shop full of redwood souvenirs {ironic?} * baby deer * coby having the wingspan of a wild turkey vulture * awesome tacos * crazy lady in robe outside safeway * many, many asians * drove across golden gate bridge {kinda by accident} * the 40th annual GLTB celebration {we'll let you figure out the acronym}*gay cowboys and hoedown {see previous note} * LDS missionaries at bus stop {pretty sure the only mormons we saw in 4 days} * old asian man with lower abdomen thrust out,pants unzipped and unbuttoned but belted {picture a triangle}, boxers showing through and hiked up to his rib cage, shirt tucked into boxers looking at us like WE'RE the crazy ones * "turn left on golden gate avenue" * can't turn left because of the leftovers of the GLTB deal = lost in San Francisco * crazy california highway * BEAUTIFUL highway 1 * Half Moon Bay * the ocean * cold, foggy beach * the ritz-carleton {two words: BIG and FANCY} * our future place of residence * lighthouse * a turtle on a rock {really, we spotted it with my binoculars} * state beach parking lot {where we took a nap} * man with biceps as big as coby's thigh * man eating dinner at fancy restaurant with a girl half his age {pedophile?} * glow-set {kinda hard to see the sunset in the fog} * bunny * cable car {we rode it!} * man tap dancing {he wasn't that great} * people from many different countries {did we mention asians?} * lombard street {the most crooked street in the world} * more ocean * fishermans warf * sweet matching fleece jackets * pier 39 * chocolate * ferry tour = bottom side of golden gate, shoreline around bay, alcatraz, dive-bombing pelicans, more asians, wind, beautiful * in-n-out * mommy seagull * silver and gold dancing men * robot dancing man who waved at leisa from across the street {creepy, I'm married!} * flame/knife/apple jugglers * souvenirs * old bus * union square {third largest shopping center in nation = almost heaven} * saks fifth avenue, tiffany, levi, louis vuitton, juicy couture, sephora, gucci, bloomingdales, macys, nordstrom, dolce and gabbana * $4500 leather jacket * $1200 t-shirt * beautiful clothes * payless * the americano at the hotel vitali * very very happy waiter {if you catch our drift} * "still" water * mysterious smooth-walking man * $14 for 3 ravioli {but they were soo good} * pictures on ceiling * dock * crazy man walking in circles on dock * more beautiful ocean * ginormous bow and arrow * palm trees {coby's first love} * golden gate bridge at sunset/night * trying to sneak on the closed golden gate bridge * more GLTB {they did take our picture though...} * nice lady at rite aid who gave us buy-one-get-one ben and jerrys ice cream * oakland temple {AMAZING} * finally sourdough bread * returning missionaries at airport * turbulence on plane * leisa making good use of the barf bag {they need bigger bags} * missionary NOT making good use of the barf bag {eww} * small, mountainous, organized Utah * LOVE san francisco {probably gonna live there some day...or maybe just close} * LOVE each other * LOVE life*